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philosoraptor42) wrote2010-11-21 06:33 pm
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"There Are No Good Things" - Warning about the new Doctor Who game on the Wii....


The Nintendo Official Magazine finish their review with the following summary:
Meanwhile N-Europe had the following to say:Bad graphics and animation
Terrible story, dialogue, acting
Abysmal platforming, puzzles
Reprehensible abuse of trust
There are no good things
Doctor Who: Return to Earth is not fun to play at all. It’s incredibly basic and yet frustratingly difficult for all the wrong reasons. The entire crystal/orb system is incredibly out-of-place and removes any feeling that you’re interacting with the environment. If I had to describe Return to Earth in one word it would be “evil”. Parents will likely see this game and, due to the fact that Doctor Who is on the box, will buy this for their kids as a Christmas present. It certainly feels as though Asylum know this, and have churned out any old rubbish as working hard on it won’t be much more profitable. Just think of all the kids that will be over the moon when they open this on Christmas day, only to have their hearts completely destroyed when they start playing it.

See that cold blank stare? Amy Pond's game persona will eat your soul !
So yeah, just make sure parents are warned, okay?
(Via Doctor Who TV)